Yaku Leslie-Draco Drespeire's Membrane of........

Lyrics by totallyfubar [mp3]

fifty-shades-of-irony:

Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions

  1. I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
  2. No  no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.

My boss at the florist is kind of like that.

5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me

cheese cheese cheese olive oil my cooking

acciosomething:

I can never figure out what lms stands for. Like Message,.. Sing?

Loiederman middle school.


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billthesetite:

zerachin:

'Star Drunk,' a film by drunk people (by ChrisRWilsonFilm)


Written drunk. Acted drunk.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

where-is-the-misha:

seththewolf:

sarrahxhabibi:

animaniac101:

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

kommandanthydra:

agent-silva:

emmaontheice:

toothian-a:

guardianhiccup:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lliff9eOyl1qb3ygk.gif

Oh my god

  One day I’m just going to fucking threaten to kill myself to raise money for surgery since I’m not one of the people lucky enough that when I’ve tried anyone cared. And when still no one cares ya know what? I’ll fucking do it.  Record it and, hell, live it on 4chan and be fucking immortalized on the shadow of the internet as the trans cunt who killed himself and posted.

rinmae:

time2daydream:



do it.

Seriously, this is perfect.

Wow.. So Beautiful

im crying omfg this made my night

rinmae:

time2daydream:

do it.

Seriously, this is perfect.

Wow.. So Beautiful

im crying omfg this made my night

itsflowever:

yakov-z-s:

LOVE THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN YOU’RE SAD, I’M LIKE “HAVE SOME OF MY HAPPY THERE’S EXTRA RIGHT NOW I’M SORRY WAS THAT TOO MUCH? BUT ANYWAY HERE”. 

Baby how did you know I needed this right now like it’s almost scary I just decided to browse Tumblr on my phone as a distraction and BAM I AM SMALL DOG HAPPY ASSAULT and I just thank you ok ilu

BECAUSE I HAVE A SIXTH SENSE FOR WHEN SOMETHINGS UP REMEMBER? CHECK SHAUN BLOG I DID A THING THERE TOO

itsflowever:

yakov-z-s:

LOVE THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN YOU’RE SAD, I’M LIKE “HAVE SOME OF MY HAPPY THERE’S EXTRA RIGHT NOW I’M SORRY WAS THAT TOO MUCH? BUT ANYWAY HERE”. 

Baby how did you know I needed this right now like it’s almost scary I just decided to browse Tumblr on my phone as a distraction and BAM I AM SMALL DOG HAPPY ASSAULT and I just thank you ok ilu

BECAUSE I HAVE A SIXTH SENSE FOR WHEN SOMETHINGS UP REMEMBER? CHECK SHAUN BLOG I DID A THING THERE TOO

wHAT IS MY LIFE???

AND NOW HE’S SINGING

This conversation went from Glasgow to doughnut crotches and I have no idea what’s going on anymore.

Knock knock.

Who’s there.

Irish Stu

Irish Stu who?

IRISH STU FOR BEING TOO ADORABLE NOW COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG.

This keyboard is hard to type on. I hope you appriciate this.